if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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