do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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