You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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