But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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