I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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