So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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