Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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