Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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