I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My vagina is officially offended.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You were trust falling into bushes
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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