She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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