Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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