Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He keeps bees of course he's weird
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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