it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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