This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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