Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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