How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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