I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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