i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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