dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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