Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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