Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
