Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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