He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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