just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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