i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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