HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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