Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
