he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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