I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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