I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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