What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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