Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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