It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
