I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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