Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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