porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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