So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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