Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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