How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Come see our sink grown plant.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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