There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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