maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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