dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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