Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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