I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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