i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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