Nicole vs. Life
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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