Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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