I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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