Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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