i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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