I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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