I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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