In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
do herpes really smell.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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