My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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