Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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